It's official. Shaq is crazy. 3/26/09 Shaq found strange inscriptions on a NBA
basketball game, and demanded that he take a closer look at it.
During the whole game, he kept asking team mates and even
the referee to check on the ball.
He is quoted as saying "And if the One True Ball is a mere mental construct, an ideal of perfection, then by extrapolation it becomes impossible to verify that the NBA or life as we know it is even real. Perhaps we are all stuck in separate adjacent dimensions and never actually interact with one another. I can only believe that encrypted in that seeming gibberish is a deeper meaning, perhaps the ancient secrets of the known universe or even the NBA itself. "Which ultimately means that we are caught in some kind of cosmic lie," O'Neal added. "All my efforts to create a Shaqtopia were for naught."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_finds_mysterious_inscriptions
The answer was left at a question. At least, it was for New Life.
We left right around when the worship started, so we weren't able
to participate in it. Oh well. School is almost over, and then comes
summer. then school, and then summer.
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